Little Baby Boo Nursery Rules of Engagement
There are NO do-overs for overstepping hard boundaries.
You will be banned from the house and from further communication.
No inappropriate touching!
Cuddles are okay, but grabbing or groping your mommy will end your playdate and bar you from playing with us in the future.
No sexual interaction.
While there may be physical interaction during the playdate, for instance during bath time or diaper changes, the Mommies aren't touching with the specific intent to arouse or gratify sexually. Please don't ask that they do, either.
We know that you're going to be a little nervous, coming in to play, but please don't imbibe in illicit drugs or visit while intoxicated. It's just rude. And smoking is smelly. We've got too many precious stuffies who don't need black lung.
Arrive at your playdate on time.
Do not arrive too early or too late. Too early and we will turn you away. Too late (over 15 min) and you forfeit both your deposit and the rest of your session time. If you message us en route to let us know that you're running late we may be able to make an exception.
We understand that sometimes emergencies occur. Should you need to postpone your session, please contact us at least 72 hours before your playtime. We can forward your deposit towards another session in the future. Should this happen a second time, we will see it as a forfeiture of your deposit and you will be unable to book with us for at least 6 months.
If you do not call or show up for an appointment, you will forfeit your deposit and be banned from playing with us in the future. Our time is valuable, please respect it.
Cleanliness is next to Momminess.
For the love of all things good and holy, take a shower the day you're coming to see us. Soiled nappies are one thing, stinky pits and breath are another, entirely different and unnecessary thing. Wear deodorant and brush your teeth, chew gum, or have a breath mint before you come in. Please don't make the Mommies try to suffer through your dirty clothes, either. Because we won't.
The cleaner you smell, the more we'll want to cuddle. :)
Be open and communicative with us.
We take great care in our roles so as not to emotionally scar any person engaging in play with us. While playdates can be intimidating and may push consensual boundaries, all acts committed by the Mommies come from a place of love. If we do or say anything that you don't like, please, please, please talk to us and tell us how you're feeling.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact the Mommies outside of the sessions or utilize your safe word while inside of the Little Baby Boo Nursery world.